"ASPS, VERY DANGEROUS"

I have become convinced that my role in life is to fulfill the role of, "guy who will do anything for a laugh". I have been a school mascot at the high school and collegiate levels; I have been Chuck E. Cheese; I have taken pies and various other baked goods in the face on more than one occasion. But, it seems that recently my forte has become the role of "sidekick". This year marks the second time I have been the annoying and silly sidekick of the main character in a Vacation Bible School. This year's embarrassment comes in the form of a carbon-copy of the character "Salah", from the Indiana Jones movies. Picture yours truly in a white pinstriped suit and paisley tie. Yeah, scary. Yet another chance to make some kids happy at my own expense. Kids rock. Somebody make me stop.